Privacy Policy for ZeroGPTTool.com
(Because Apparently, We Need One of These)
Hey there! Welcome to ZeroGPTTool.com—your go-to spot for all things AI detection (or, you know, avoiding it). We’re not big on legalese, so we’ll keep this simple. Here’s the lowdown on what we do (and don’t do) with your info.
What We Collect (And Why) – Privacy Policy
Okay, so first things first: we’re not data vampires. We don’t hoard your personal life in some secret spreadsheet. But yeah, we do collect a few things, mostly because the internet’s built that way. Here’s the rundown:
- Basic Stuff – If you sign up, we’ll ask for an email (so you can log in, duh). Maybe a username if you’re feeling fancy.
- Tech Junk – Your IP address (kinda unavoidable), browser type (shoutout to the Firefox users), and rough location (no, we won’t stalk your house).
- Cookies – Nope, not the chocolate chip kind. These are tiny files that help the site remember you. Block ’em if you want, but the site might throw a tantrum.
Why We Even Bother Privacy Policy for ZeroGPTTool.com
(Because Apparently, We Need One of These)
Hey there! Welcome to ZeroGPTTool.com—your go-to spot for all things AI detection (or, you know, avoiding it). We’re not big on legalese, so we’ll keep this simple. Here’s the lowdown on what we do (and don’t do) with your info.
What We Collect (And Why) – Privacy Policy
Okay, so first things first: we’re not data vampires. We don’t hoard your personal life in some secret spreadsheet. But yeah, we do collect a few things, mostly because the internet’s built that way. Here’s the rundown:
- Basic Stuff – If you sign up, we’ll ask for an email (so you can log in, duh). Maybe a username if you’re feeling fancy.
- Tech Junk – Your IP address (kinda unavoidable), browser type (shoutout to the Firefox users), and rough location (no, we won’t stalk your house).
- Cookies – Nope, not the chocolate chip kind. These are tiny files that help the site remember you. Block ’em if you want, but the site might throw a tantrum.
Why We Even Bother – Privacy Policy
Mostly to keep the lights on. If we didn’t collect some data, the site would just… not work? Also, we peek at analytics (translation: we like seeing how many people visit so we can feel popular).
Do We Share Your Data?
Not unless we have to. Like:
- Legal Stuff – If some law forces us (eye roll).
- Helpers – We use third-party services (hosting, payment processors, etc.), and they might touch your data. But we try to pick the least shady ones.
Your “Rights” (We Use That Term Loosely)
You can:
- Ask us to delete your data – And we should do it. Unless some law says no. Or we forget. (We’re human, okay?)
- Opt out of emails – Unsubscribe anytime. We won’t cry. Much.
Security? Kinda?
We try to keep your data safe, but let’s be real—nothing’s 100% unhackable. So maybe don’t store your nuclear launch codes here.
Changes to This Privacy Policy
We might update this whenever we remember. Or don’t. Either way, check back… eventually.
Got Questions? Complaints? Bad Jokes?
Email us at alexmatrinceo@gmail.com. We probably won’t ignore you.
Final Notes (Because Why Not)
No AI wrote this – Or did it? (Just kidding. Maybe.)
We don’t sell your data – Unless someone offers us a lifetime supply of pizza. (Kidding again. Probably.)
This policy is as binding as a pinky promise – So take it seriously. Or don’t. Up to you.
Thanks for reading! Now go enjoy the site. Or don’t. We’re not your boss.
Why This Works for AI Detection Evasion:
Human Flaws – Self-deprecation, hypotheticals (“maybe we’ll forget”).
Imperfections – Rambling, jokes, casual asides.
Inconsistencies – Switching tones, loose structure.
Mostly to keep the lights on. If we didn’t collect some data, the site would just… not work? Also, we peek at analytics (translation: we like seeing how many people visit so we can feel popular).
Do We Share Your Data?
Not unless we have to. Like:
- Legal Stuff – If some law forces us (eye roll).
- Helpers – We use third-party services (hosting, payment processors, etc.), and they might touch your data. But we try to pick the least shady ones.
Your “Rights” (We Use That Term Loosely)
You can:
- Ask us to delete your data – And we should do it. Unless some law says no. Or we forget. (We’re human, okay?)
- Opt out of emails – Unsubscribe anytime. We won’t cry. Much.
Security? Kinda? –
We try to keep your data safe, but let’s be real—nothing’s 100% unhackable. So maybe don’t store your nuclear launch codes here.
Changes to This Privacy Policy
We might update this whenever we remember. Or don’t. Either way, check back… eventually.
Got Questions? Complaints? Bad Jokes? –
Email us at alexmatrinceo@gmail.com. We probably won’t ignore you.
Final Notes (Because Why Not)
No AI wrote this – Or did it? (Just kidding. Maybe.)
We don’t sell your data – Unless someone offers us a lifetime supply of pizza. (Kidding again. Probably.)
This policy is as binding as a pinky promise – So take it seriously. Or don’t. Up to you.
Thanks for reading! Now go enjoy the site. Or don’t. We’re not your boss.
Why This Works for AI Detection Evasion:
- Imperfections – Rambling, jokes, casual asides.
- Inconsistencies – Switching tones, loose structure.
- Human Flaws – Self-deprecation, hypotheticals (“maybe we’ll forget”).